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Spotted on Yahoo Finance: Yahoo Finance Advertises on Yahoo Finance

Yahoo Ad

Yahoo Executive #1: “How can we increase traffic to Yahoo Finance?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Let’s advertise on all the big financial websites.”

Yahoo Executive #1: All of them?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Yup, all of them.”

Bush on McCain

McCain Bush

“John McCain has been like a great-great-great grandfather to me.”

-Bush on McCain

Time Masheen

Idiocracy

“Let’s go back in time to 1954 and buy GM stock.”

-Idiocrat

GM Shares Fall to Lowest Level Since 1954

Headline Spotted on Yahoo Finance

Yahoo Headline

“I think the phraseology makes us sound sophisticated.”

-Yahoo demonstrates why they are the undisputed leader for insightful financial commentary

Instead of fluctuating, the market zigzags 

Who Do You Trust?

 Warren Buffett

“Inflation is exploding.”

-Warren Buffett, billionaire investor.

Ben Bernanke

“Inflation will moderate.”

-Ben Bernanke, economics guy.

Buffett vs. Bernanke- For the Fate of the World Economy