“No soup for you!”

-Hank Paulson responds to Wall Street

No government soup for Lehman

“Mr. Paulson, is that a bazooka in your pocket…?”

Hank Paulson uses his bazooka

“And this is what common shareholders would get…”

-Hank Paulson saves Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Fannie, Freddie Rescue

Yahoo Executive #1: “How can we increase traffic to Yahoo Finance?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Let’s advertise on all the big financial websites.”

Yahoo Executive #1: “All of them?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Yup, all of them.”

“John McCain has been like a great-great-great grandfather to me.”

-Bush on McCain

“Let’s go back in time to 1954 and buy GM stock.”

-Idiocrat

GM Shares Fall to Lowest Level Since 1954

“I think the phraseology makes us sound sophisticated.”

-Yahoo demonstrates why they are the undisputed leader for insightful financial commentary

Instead of fluctuating, the market zigzags 

“Inflation is exploding.”

-Warren Buffett, billionaire investor.

“Inflation will moderate.”

-Ben Bernanke, economics guy.

Buffett vs. Bernanke- For the Fate of the World Economy

“The Labor Department’s core inflation reading excludes unnecessary items like oil, gas, and food.  Instead it focuses on items that never go up in price like buggy whips and Dell computers.”

Core inflation rises a moderate 0.2 percent

“Thank you for your contribution to my campaign.”

-John McCain

John McCain and his new “PayPal”