McCain Seizes the Moment

McWhitman

“Thank you for your contribution to my campaign.”

-John McCain

John McCain and his new “PayPal”

Headline Spotted on Yahoo Finance

 The recession has capitulated

“Just accept it.”

-Disgruntled Bear

Jobs Slashed, Pointing to Recession 

Bernanke for the Defense

What are you lookin at?

“But JP Morgan told us to do it…”

-Benjamin Bernanke in a tiff with the Senate Banking Committee

Bernanke Defends Bear Stearns Rescue

Bernanke Despondent

Little Help…?

“Win some, lose some.”

-Bernanke laments that fate of the U.S. economy.

Bernanke Admits that Recession is Possible 

Headline spotted on Yahoo Finance

Yahoo Headline

“Traders placed heavy bets that the announcement by UBS was just an April Fool’s Day joke, driving stock prices higher…”

-Unemployed, former AP writer

Stocks Surge Because it’s So Bad it Must be Good