What’s My Caption?

“Thank you for your contribution to my campaign.”

-John McCain

John McCain and his new “PayPal”

“Just accept it.”

-Disgruntled Bear

Jobs Slashed, Pointing to Recession 

“But JP Morgan told us to do it…”

-Benjamin Bernanke in a tiff with the Senate Banking Committee

Bernanke Defends Bear Stearns Rescue

“Win some, lose some.”

-Bernanke laments that fate of the U.S. economy.

Bernanke Admits that Recession is Possible 

“Traders placed heavy bets that the announcement by UBS was just an April Fool’s Day joke, driving stock prices higher…”

-Unemployed, former AP writer

Stocks Surge Because it’s So Bad it Must be Good