What’s My Caption?

“Whew! I am sure glad there is no inflation.”

- US Labor Department

Inflation is Lame

“We follow a wide array of highly technical economic indicators. The Dow Jones Industrial Average, the Nasdaq 100, and the S&P 500.”

- Ben Bernanke monitoring the economy

Is $200 Billion Enough Yet?

“Hey, did you hear the one about the mortgage broker?”

-Even amidst crisis, Ben Bernanke still manages to see the lighter side

Fed Chief: Mortgage Crisis to Continue

“It was a teeny-tiny fall, as investors digested shocking economic statistics…”

-Writer must link every fluctuation of the market to some news item

Stocks Fall on Economic Readings