What’s My Caption?

“Traders placed heavy bets that the announcement by UBS was just an April Fool’s Day joke, driving stock prices higher…”

-Unemployed, former AP writer

Stocks Surge Because it’s So Bad it Must be Good

“Whew! I am sure glad there is no inflation.”

- US Labor Department

Inflation is Lame

“We follow a wide array of highly technical economic indicators. The Dow Jones Industrial Average, the Nasdaq 100, and the S&P 500.”

- Ben Bernanke monitoring the economy

Is $200 Billion Enough Yet?

“Hey, did you hear the one about the mortgage broker?”

-Even amidst crisis, Ben Bernanke still manages to see the lighter side

Fed Chief: Mortgage Crisis to Continue