What’s My Caption?

Yahoo Executive #1: “How can we increase traffic to Yahoo Finance?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Let’s advertise on all the big financial websites.”

Yahoo Executive #1: “All of them?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Yup, all of them.”

“I think the phraseology makes us sound sophisticated.”

-Yahoo demonstrates why they are the undisputed leader for insightful financial commentary

Instead of fluctuating, the market zigzags 

“Just accept it.”

-Disgruntled Bear

Jobs Slashed, Pointing to Recession 

“Traders placed heavy bets that the announcement by UBS was just an April Fool’s Day joke, driving stock prices higher…”

-Unemployed, former AP writer

Stocks Surge Because it’s So Bad it Must be Good

“It was a teeny-tiny fall, as investors digested shocking economic statistics…”

-Writer must link every fluctuation of the market to some news item

Stocks Fall on Economic Readings