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“No soup for you!”

-Hank Paulson responds to Wall Street

No government soup for Lehman

“Mr. Paulson, is that a bazooka in your pocket…?”

Hank Paulson uses his bazooka

“And this is what common shareholders would get…”

-Hank Paulson saves Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Fannie, Freddie Rescue

Yahoo Executive #1: “How can we increase traffic to Yahoo Finance?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Let’s advertise on all the big financial websites.”

Yahoo Executive #1: “All of them?”

Yahoo Executive #2: “Yup, all of them.”

“Let’s go back in time to 1954 and buy GM stock.”

-Idiocrat

GM Shares Fall to Lowest Level Since 1954