What’s My Caption?

“I think the phraseology makes us sound sophisticated.”

-Yahoo demonstrates why they are the undisputed leader for insightful financial commentary

Instead of fluctuating, the market zigzags 

“Just accept it.”

-Disgruntled Bear

Jobs Slashed, Pointing to Recession 

“But JP Morgan told us to do it…”

-Benjamin Bernanke in a tiff with the Senate Banking Committee

Bernanke Defends Bear Stearns Rescue

“Traders placed heavy bets that the announcement by UBS was just an April Fool’s Day joke, driving stock prices higher…”

-Unemployed, former AP writer

Stocks Surge Because it’s So Bad it Must be Good

“It was a teeny-tiny fall, as investors digested shocking economic statistics…”

-Writer must link every fluctuation of the market to some news item

Stocks Fall on Economic Readings