Ballmer Talking Sense

Is it hot in here?

“All of your internets will belong to me.”

-Steve Ballmer: Don’t make him angry.  You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Ballmer Says Yahoo Takeover Makes Sense 

I’d rather play my invisible guitar.

I’d rather play my invisible guitar

“$40 per share?  I’d rather play my invisible guitar.”

-Bill Gates plays it cool during the Yahoo buyout offer

Microsoft Isn’t Raising Yahoo Bid

Can I use the bathroom?

Can I use the bathroom

“Can I use the bathroom?”

-Rupert Murdoch needs a quick break from the marathon negotiations with Yahoo.

Yahoo Exploring Alliance with News Corp.