
“All of your internets will belong to me.”
-Steve Ballmer: Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
A warped view of the news.
March 3rd, 2008 — Uncategorized

“All of your internets will belong to me.”
-Steve Ballmer: Don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
February 19th, 2008 — Uncategorized
“$40 per share? I’d rather play my invisible guitar.”
-Bill Gates plays it cool during the Yahoo buyout offer
February 14th, 2008 — Uncategorized
“Can I use the bathroom?”
-Rupert Murdoch needs a quick break from the marathon negotiations with Yahoo.